Trevor had his preschool graduation tonight and was so excited to be able to start kindergarten. In fact he is so excited that we are going to drive to his new school tomorrow so he can see where he is going to go to school. He has loved preschool so much and learned so much from his teacher. We were so surprised to learn that he could say the alphabet backwards.
The Coping Diet
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.
Breakfast
- 1 grapefruit
- 1 slice of whole wheat toast
- 1 cup skim milk
Lunch
- 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
- 1 cup spinach
- 1 cup herbal tea
- 1 Hershey's kiss
Afternoon Snack
- The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
- 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
Dinner
- 2 loaves garlic bread
- 1 family size supreme pizza
- 3 Snickers Bars (fun size)
Late Night Snack
- 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
REMEMBER: 'Stressed' spelled backward is 'desserts.'
This story might provide the answer to the difference of opinion between creationists and evolutionists.
A little girl asked her mother how mankind was created.
The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had
children and then all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God , and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'
The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
This story might provide the answer to the difference of opinion between creationists and evolutionists.
